More Funnies

• As a family, we are saving up for our new puppy that we'll be getting around February.  Kasidee asked if we could get 2 puppies.  I told her no, that one is plenty.  She said that 2 puppies would be too much money.  Then she said, "If one dog is $2,000 [which is not even close to how much I would pay for a puppy!] then 2 dogs would be 40 hundred thousand dollars."
• I called the girls inside as they were out riding their bikes.  I said, "It's time to come in - you need to have a bath and then we can do a family movie night."  Makenna said, "I want to do both of those, except the bath."