Ha ha!

• Kasidee - "I'm so glad I won the paper airplane contest, because I've never felt the winning spirit before!"
• Makenna was working on a report for school, and I noticed she had put 2 spaces in between each word.  I asked her why, and she said totally seriously, "My teacher said it needed to be double-spaced...."
• Makenna asked if I had hot rollers I could try in her hair.  I told her I still had some that I used when I was a kid.  She said, "Aren't those old fashioned?  Will they turn my hair into Mrs. Goldberg's?"
• After Kiera and Makenna returned home from a Camp Certification activity, they were explaining what they learned.  All of a sudden Kasidee said seriously, "Oh my gosh, you sound so sustifficated!"
• Makenna - "I can't believe I got a 94% on my test - I didn't even study!  I just wung it!"