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I know this is all I blog about now, but at least I'm keeping track of the funny things my kids say, right?

• Kiera mentioned that English is her favorite subject in school.  Makenna said, "What is English anyway?  I already speak it good."
• One evening, I told the girls to hop in the car because I was taking them somewhere for a surprise.  All along the way, the girls would ask me questions and I would respond by saying, "Oh, that's a good idea," or "It could be that."  Finally Makenna said in a haunting voice, "You are suspiciously amazing...."
• As I was tucking Kasidee into bed one night, she asked if she could sleep with me in my bed.  I said, "Well, why don't you try to fall asleep and if you can't then you can come in and cuddle with me."  She said, "Okay, I'll count my blinks while I try to fall asleep."
• We were on a hike one day and Makenna spotted lots of cactus.  She asked if she could take a piece of one home.  She said, "Here's a bald one - it won't be prickly!"
• Kasidee spilled something and said, "Ooops - sorry!  That wasn't on mean to!"
• Kasidee calls pine trees "pokey-pines."
• Kasidee asked me to close my eyes then open them fast so she could see my "pimples" get smaller!